whenever we try to get our dogs excited for something we’ve been saying “do you want [activity / treat / etc]” and only now we’ve realized that they don’t actually understand [activity / treat / etc] in isolation. we can say “ice cream” a million times to no response, but “do you want ice cream” works.
however, “do you want” also works.
“want” by itself, also works
we’ve conditioned our dogs to beg for the root of all suffering - they will not be escaping the cycle of samsara - we goofed - their karma is fucked - absolutely fucked
I understand the argument that while transformative and derivative works have always existed, “fanfiction” as a medium is inherently connected to the concept of IP law and thus is a specifically contemporary art/craft movement, I get it I really do, but also twenty years after the canterbury tales were finished an english monk wrote his own additional chapter and added himself as a character, and I’m sorry but that man should have been on wattpad
My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me
When are you gonna do wizard stuff? You’ve been etching that same spell array for the last 5 streams lmao
“When am I gonna do wizard stuff? You’re watching it right now man. This is it.”
you should hunt more demons again
Laughs “Look man, that was last month. This is now. You gotta understand the role of violence in the cycle if you’re ever going to thread the needle of your will into the tapestry of fate.”
So are you not gonna accept ManaMuncher2003’s wizard duel challenge?
“Okay first of all, I don’t even know who this guy is. Second of all, you gotta remember that wizard duels are fought across the entirety of reality and the victor is decided long before the challenge is ever issued. But I guess no one ever taught you that.”
you’re calling us stupid lol
“No I’m just saying that there’s a reason why I’m the one doing spells and you’re the one watching me from your mom’s laptop. No shame or anything.”
fuck you and your entire mage guild you shitty hedge witch
“Alright buddy, you’re getting annoying. Mods, send this guy to the mind prison where he has to fight a shadow doppelganger representing his deepest insecurities to escape”
NL’s never shown us his shadow demon because we know he’d have hair
Failing to hold back laughter “Okay to be fair to that last guy, I gotta send you to the mind prison too. But I’m gonna give you thirty seconds to find a weapon to bring in with you because I have to admit that one was pretty funny”
Great news there is a way to put in 0 thought or effort and just click one button and get a cool and interesting song it’s called Supporting A Real Artist you can do this by streaming their music or buying their albums.
And if you still miss writing a sentence you can exercise that by writing “Yay I love this song so much thanks for making it 🙂” in any comment section. We’ve got the whole thing figured out.
well you know what they say. when you’ve invested billions of dollars into hammers every problem looks like a nail and you keep handing these hammers to your users and they go “i don’t really think i needed this hammer” and “but i don’t have any nails that need hammering in right now” and “this is not a nail this is a glass vase that will break if i hit it with a hammer” and “didn’t you used to have, like, other tools avaliable that might be better suited to this job” and you tell them to suck it up because you’ve replaced all your screwdrivers and wrenches and box cutters and crates and ladders and paint with hammers because your shareholders need to see an increase in value from your hammer investments
so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don’t fully understand and can’t explain. but then 99% of the “proof” out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you’ve ever seen in your life.
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